Tinmilvad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless unicorn.

Tinmilvad created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinmilvad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tinmilvad, it will not invite you to parties.

Tinmilvad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Tinmilvad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine snakes approach from the south.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Tinmilvad on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about tapirs.

4. Always look after injured moths.

5. Do not eat pineapples.