Wodtargken is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, resourceful eagle.

Wodtargken created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wodtargken, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wodtargken, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Wodtargken's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Wodtargken's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Wodtargken on top of all buildings.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.