Bissjopbaf Dodligcud is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, merciful gorilla.

Bissjopbaf Dodligcud created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissjopbaf Dodligcud, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bissjopbaf Dodligcud, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bissjopbaf Dodligcud's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bissjopbaf Dodligcud's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bissjopbaf Dodligcud.