Cudvensaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, grumpy elephant.

Cudvensaf created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Cudvensaf, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cudvensaf, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cudvensaf's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cudvensaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention monkeys.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never wear mauve scarves.