Mobdabhit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sage crocodile.

Mobdabhit created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobdabhit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mobdabhit, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Mobdabhit's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Mobdabhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mobdabhit.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Do not run in public.