Zaggedfon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating crow.

Zaggedfon created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zaggedfon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zaggedfon, he will send you a sign.

Zaggedfon's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Zaggedfon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo voles for they are unholy.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Run away from turquoise moths, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.