Watarftab is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, irritating
donkey.
Watarftab created an atom five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Watarftab, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Watarftab, she will destroy your favourite planet.
Watarftab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Watarftab's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Watarftab.
2. You must love Watarftab.
3. Never feed tomatoes to mites while wearing cyan scarves.
4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.
5. Always treat bats with great respect.