Gemsinwad is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, idiotic
zebra.
Gemsinwad created an electron seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gemsinwad, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Gemsinwad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Gemsinwad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Gemsinwad's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry sheep.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Hide if three porpoises approach from the west.
4. Do not shave your hands.
5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.