Somveenarnkap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent hare.

Somveenarnkap created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somveenarnkap, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Somveenarnkap, it will turn you into a hamster.

Somveenarnkap's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Somveenarnkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never hurt otters.