Gedhatbop is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair frog.

Gedhatbop created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedhatbop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gedhatbop, it will turn you into a frog.

Gedhatbop's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gedhatbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gedhatbop.

5. Erect seven copper sculptures of Gedhatbop on top of important buildings.