Bepxinzod is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, wise yak.

Bepxinzod created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Bepxinzod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bepxinzod, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bepxinzod's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bepxinzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of geese.

2. Put Bepxinzod first in all things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bepxinzod.

5. Respect your elders.