Wipnuttgabqueegpanggen Hitgovquam is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, merciful crab.

Wipnuttgabqueegpanggen Hitgovquam created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipnuttgabqueegpanggen Hitgovquam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wipnuttgabqueegpanggen Hitgovquam, it will turn you into a sheep.

Wipnuttgabqueegpanggen Hitgovquam's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Wipnuttgabqueegpanggen Hitgovquam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Never run near mites.

5. Do not skip in public.