Vadyarpmanweg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome cobra.

Vadyarpmanweg created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vadyarpmanweg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vadyarpmanweg, it will turn you into a dog.

Vadyarpmanweg's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Vadyarpmanweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of rats.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.