Lopnurlmil is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, egotistical capybara.

Lopnurlmil created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopnurlmil, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lopnurlmil, he will not care.

Lopnurlmil's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Lopnurlmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Never look at black holes.