Huggadnel Tailsintail is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, moody finch.

Huggadnel Tailsintail created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Huggadnel Tailsintail, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Huggadnel Tailsintail, it will turn you into a frog.

Huggadnel Tailsintail's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Huggadnel Tailsintail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.