Nanfabjon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, cheerful pigeon.

Nanfabjon created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanfabjon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nanfabjon, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nanfabjon's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nanfabjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Erect five zinc sculptures of Nanfabjon on top of important buildings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help birds.

5. Never write about gravity.