Hogstankip is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident walrus.

Hogstankip created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogstankip, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hogstankip, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Hogstankip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hogstankip's Holy Commandments

1. Hogstankip loves mites, so they must be honoured.

2. Never skip in the presence of bats.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.