Yamqueeglib is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, contented ferret.

Yamqueeglib created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamqueeglib, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yamqueeglib, he will not invite you to parties.

Yamqueeglib's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Yamqueeglib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Retreat if nine manatees approach from the north.

4. You must pray to Yamqueeglib five times a day.

5. Do not eat aubergines.