Targjanjin is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, overgenerous bird.

Targjanjin created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targjanjin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Targjanjin, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Targjanjin's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Targjanjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Hide from turquoise snails for they are unholy.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Never talk about pigs.