Weetim is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous mink.

Weetim created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weetim, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Weetim, he will turn you into a plant.

Weetim's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Weetim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.