Pasbadstip is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, humorless sheep.

Pasbadstip created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasbadstip, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pasbadstip, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pasbadstip's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Pasbadstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of manatees.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Do not listen to music.