Bafnibtad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying bee.

Bafnibtad created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafnibtad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bafnibtad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bafnibtad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bafnibtad's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never skip in the presence of sharks.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.