Narttimlog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty donkey.

Narttimlog created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Narttimlog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Narttimlog, he will not invite you to parties.

Narttimlog's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Narttimlog's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Narttimlog.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never wear rings.