Mitpitvid is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, witty dolphin.

Mitpitvid created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitpitvid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mitpitvid, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mitpitvid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Mitpitvid's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never bounce in the presence of rats.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. You must love Mitpitvid.