Zodgidwap is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident
cat.
Zodgidwap created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zodgidwap, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Zodgidwap, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Zodgidwap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Zodgidwap's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat cucumbers.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never paint your feet violet.