Tonkonmap is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, merciless
tortoise.
Tonkonmap created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tonkonmap, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Tonkonmap, it will make you grow a tail.
Tonkonmap's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Tonkonmap's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
3. Never think ill of sick mice.
4. Never go into cyan rooms.
5. Pray towards the east.