Tonkonmap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciless tortoise.

Tonkonmap created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkonmap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tonkonmap, it will make you grow a tail.

Tonkonmap's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tonkonmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never think ill of sick mice.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Pray towards the east.