Gadrengud is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ruthless gerbil.

Gadrengud created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadrengud, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gadrengud, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gadrengud's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gadrengud's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snails.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never jump in the presence of frogs.

5. Never look in ponds.