Dudtamhimhugtanfedxemvag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful wolf.

Dudtamhimhugtanfedxemvag created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudtamhimhugtanfedxemvag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dudtamhimhugtanfedxemvag, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dudtamhimhugtanfedxemvag's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dudtamhimhugtanfedxemvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

5. Never feed peanuts to doves while wearing violet scarves.