Weewatfom Bopdubjen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, humane human.

Weewatfom Bopdubjen created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weewatfom Bopdubjen, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Weewatfom Bopdubjen, it will not care at all.

Weewatfom Bopdubjen's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Weewatfom Bopdubjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sharks.

2. Never paint your arms white.

3. Do not take Weewatfom Bopdubjen's name in vain.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never look at galaxies.