Quimlogvedhassigfot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical scorpion.

Quimlogvedhassigfot created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quimlogvedhassigfot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quimlogvedhassigfot, he will throw large rocks at you.

Quimlogvedhassigfot's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Quimlogvedhassigfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always wear orange.