Mishinsabcin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil mink.

Mishinsabcin created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mishinsabcin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mishinsabcin, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mishinsabcin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Mishinsabcin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mishinsabcin.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.