Latragtap is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, astonishing cow.

Latragtap created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latragtap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Latragtap, she will turn you into a worm.

Latragtap's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Latragtap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Hide if six manatees approach from the east.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat bananas.