Hadpitparktimkikvogwod is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, two-faced scorpion.

Hadpitparktimkikvogwod created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadpitparktimkikvogwod, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hadpitparktimkikvogwod, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hadpitparktimkikvogwod's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hadpitparktimkikvogwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Feed all hungry ducks.

3. Do not hurt whales.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.