Rowlindapcim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive centaur.

Rowlindapcim created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowlindapcim, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rowlindapcim, he will throw large rocks at you.

Rowlindapcim's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Rowlindapcim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never sing near geese.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Rowlindapcim on top of all buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.