Stragnulkap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, selfish rhinoceros.

Stragnulkap created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stragnulkap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stragnulkap, he will cry a lot.

Stragnulkap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Stragnulkap's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about moons.