Liplinhun is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic dove.

Liplinhun created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Liplinhun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Liplinhun, it will make you grow a tail.

Liplinhun's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Liplinhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never laugh in the presence of shrews.

3. Always help snails.

4. Put Liplinhun first in all things.

5. Do not take Liplinhun's name in vain.