Damquag is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart
cat.
Damquag created bats nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Damquag, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Damquag, she will turn you into a worm.
Damquag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Damquag's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Hide from violet hamsters for they are unholy.
3. Always wear gray.
4. Never hurt whales.
5. Feed all hungry pigs.