Flisquaghun is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental
centaur.
Flisquaghun created a charm quark four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Flisquaghun, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Flisquaghun, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Flisquaghun's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Flisquaghun's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat lemons.
2. Run away if eight grasshopers approach from the east.
3. Do not hurt shrews.
4. Always help dogs.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.