Damlidgen is a god.

She takes the form of a small, compassionate goose.

Damlidgen created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damlidgen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Damlidgen, she will manifest in front of you.

Damlidgen's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Damlidgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Pray towards the south.