Damlidgen is a god.
She takes the form of a small, compassionate
goose.
Damlidgen created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Damlidgen, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Damlidgen, she will manifest in front of you.
Damlidgen's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Damlidgen's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick manatees.
2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Do not wear silicon on your body.
5. Pray towards the south.