Cedcitvon is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, proud raven.

Cedcitvon created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Cedcitvon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cedcitvon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cedcitvon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cedcitvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always treat manatees with great respect.

4. Always look after injured mice.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.