Dosspid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful wyrm.

Dosspid created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dosspid, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dosspid, he will turn you into a puffin.

Dosspid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dosspid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dosspid.