Dosspid is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful
wyrm.
Dosspid created a top quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Dosspid, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Dosspid, he will turn you into a puffin.
Dosspid's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Dosspid's Holy Commandments1. Never eat cucumbers.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dosspid.