Ton is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, wise
ferret.
Ton created a down quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ton, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Ton, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Ton's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Ton's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick badgers.
2. Never paint your chest gray.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not stand on grass.