Mipomtdissbop Rencibrat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful beaver.

Mipomtdissbop Rencibrat created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipomtdissbop Rencibrat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mipomtdissbop Rencibrat, she will throw large rocks at you.

Mipomtdissbop Rencibrat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Mipomtdissbop Rencibrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always obey Mipomtdissbop Rencibrat's priests.

5. Never sing near moths.