Quafmipdun is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous coyote.

Quafmipdun created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafmipdun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quafmipdun, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Quafmipdun's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Quafmipdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always help sick moths.