Bedvedbeg is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, conceited yak.

Bedvedbeg created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Bedvedbeg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bedvedbeg, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bedvedbeg's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bedvedbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Run away from green rats, for they are unholy.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.