Wiktiknarjip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered toad.

Wiktiknarjip created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wiktiknarjip, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wiktiknarjip, he will curse you with boils.

Wiktiknarjip's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wiktiknarjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Erect eight lead sculptures of Wiktiknarjip on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Put Wiktiknarjip first in all things.

5. Always help sick eagles.