Vilrendag Sadragzed is a god.

He takes the form of a small, confident cat.

Vilrendag Sadragzed created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Vilrendag Sadragzed, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vilrendag Sadragzed, he will turn you into a frog.

Vilrendag Sadragzed's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Vilrendag Sadragzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.