Haknurlbun is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent camel.

Haknurlbun created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Haknurlbun, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Haknurlbun, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Haknurlbun's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Haknurlbun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three sharks approach from the east.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.