Pogsakapprigpibjanpit is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witty crab.

Pogsakapprigpibjanpit created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogsakapprigpibjanpit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pogsakapprigpibjanpit, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pogsakapprigpibjanpit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Pogsakapprigpibjanpit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four voles approach from the south.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never sit in the presence of otters.