Yarpnegquat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, boastful butterfly.

Yarpnegquat created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpnegquat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yarpnegquat, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yarpnegquat's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Yarpnegquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear jumpers.